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WTF moments of the week 2WGZ Recap!

jaimlou — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 06:16:14 +0000

So if you missed out on these most ridiculous and shameful moments this week…well you are welcome because I am here to catch you up (mostly because I cannot feel this pity alone!)

Up first is the infamously disgraceful Miss Kim Kardashian…

Before I get called a “hater” I appreciate Kim’s good look and don’t deny her of that, but GOD DAMN GIRL! Get it together because you make it way to easy for us to slander you!

So I read on TheSuperficial that Kimmy has reached a new low this week….didn’t think it was possible! Home girl is now bringing out her “groomer” to make headlines…you know she just sits at home and thinks of ways to make blogs, so since she’s putting in all the effort to get that “Kim K & Her New Man” headline i figured i’d throw her a bone!

Next up…another person who is no stranger to the blogs, Slaughterhouse’s own Joe Budden. Now we know Joey’s sanity is questionable, but is that an Ugg coat you’re wearing b?

Besides looking like inspector gadget over there (thank you thehoodcnn) your crazy ass is bombarded with slander on Twitter and your response is to threaten the public with a picture of your dick?!?!? FOH!!! There is something seriously wrong if that is your go to threat! smh!

Now here’s my favorite moment of this week, I honestly thought I read the headline wrong at first! So remember Fred Durst and his little band Limp Bizkit…yeah we’re going back kiddos, to the days of “Rollin” “Nookie” and my favorite “N 2 Gether Now” i’m not gonna lie I was a fan! Keyword there though WAS!

So you can imagine my surprise when i saw “Limp Bizkit” in a blog headline this week….joining other acts I used to be a fan of, such as Mystikal, Ashanti, and Busta, Limp Bizkit is the newest to sign to Cash Money, I couldn;t make this up if I tried!

Weezy called into KISS FM and confirmed the whole situation….

“As far as Cash Money, they’re always listening and looking at acts, so honestly, it’s like every other day I hear about somebody new just signed to Cash Money. Not speaking about R&B, I mean, just for example, the other day I found out Limp Bizkit signed to Cash Money. So, they’re signing everybody.”

and if that isnt enough evidence for you…

SMH at all yall!

Why’s Diddy gotta rap?

jaimlou — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:24:19 +0000

I don’t know…can’t Puffy just stick to signing artists and not doing anything with their careers?

Pulp Fiction- The Ryshon Jones Version

jaimlou — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:18:38 +0000

Ryshon continues to drop new music on us, this time with a joint called “Pulp Fiction,” off an up-coming EP he’s working on that will be sampling all Portis Head songs….rightfully set to be called Po Diss Head (we’re not sure when Ry will be dropping this one yet!) So enjoy this track that will take you on a lyrical roller-coaster…in Ryshon’s words it describes memory robbing, robbing people for their imagination, I just am thankful no one has taken Ry’s imagination because there is not another one like it out there!

Download Here

Will Earl Sweatshirt be on Odd Future Vol. 2? (Tracklist Revealed)

jaimlou — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:05:35 +0000

Well all you Golf Wangers…we have the tracklist finally for the quite anticipated 2nd mixtape from Odd Future, Odd Future Vol. 2 out March 20th.

For everyone wondering if Mr. Earl Sweatshirt would make an appearance on this tape…sorry to say it doesn’t look like that will be happening…

Tracklist:

01 Hi.
02 Bitches [ft. Domo Genesis and Hodgy Beats]
03 NY (Ned Flander) [ft. Hodgy Beats, and Tyler, the Creator]
04 Ya Know [ft. the Internet]
05 Forest Green [ft. Mike G]
06 Lean [ft. Hodgy Beats and Domo Genesis]
07 Analog 2 [ft. Tyler, the Creator, Frank Ocean, and Syd tha Kyd]
08 50 [ft. MellowHype]
09 Snow White [ft. Hodgy Beats and Frank Ocean]
10 Rella [ft. Hodgy Beats, Domo Genesis, and Tyler, the Creator]
11 Real Bitch [ft. MellowHype and Taco]
12 P [ft. Hodgy Beats and Tyler, the Creator]
13 White [ft. Frank Ocean]
14 Hcapd [ft. Domo Genesis, Hodgy Beats, and Tyler, the Creator]
15 Sam (Is Dead) [ft. Domo Genesis and Tyler, the Creator]
16 Doms [ft. Domo Genesis]
17 We Got Bitches [ft. Tyler, the Creator, Taco, and Jasper Dolphin]
18 Oldie [ft. Odd Future]

For now…enjoy this

Diddy goes to the hospital suffering from a case of bitchassness

jaimlou — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:56:13 +0000

Puffy was suffering from symptoms of an extreme headache…his entourage was so concerned that they rushed him to UCLA’s hospital. That seems reasonable…screw people suffering from life-threatening illnesses Diddy’s head hurts!

Find your balls Puff and stop being such a little bitch.

Hey Skrillex…DeadMau5 Wants To Know If You’re Mad Tho Bro

jaimlou — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:40:16 +0000

DeadMau5 wins! He pulled a Mike Jones on the homie Skrillex, but instead of putting his number in a song he just put it on his shirt while walking the red carpet for Music’s biggest night of the year….no big deal

Oh and if the millions watching didn’t catch the red carpet Joel (Deadmau5) tweeted a nice close up picture of the phone number under the text “Maximum trolling achieved.”

I don’t think Sonny’s gonna be mad tho…homie already won 3 Grammys! Congrats Skrillex he’s making huge strides for producers and DJ’s everywhere…but make sure you call him just to fuck with him!

Oh but downer…Sonny doesn’t have a voicemail set up! so maybe shoot him 42 congratulatory texts REMEMBER Skrillex’s number, 626-319-1039!!!

“Talk My Shit”- ASAAD

jaimlou — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:37:39 +0000

If you don’t know about Asaad yet (1st shame on you) and second you will be thanking me after you listen to his newest track “Talk My Shit” produced by TDE’s Tae Beast.

This is just the beginning of the impressive things to come from ASAAD. New Black History ® EP coming soon.

Ryshon Jones Is Happily-Unhappy (Mixtape Download)

jaimlou — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:04:28 +0000

A man who follows through on his promises….Ryshon Jones hit you with a teaser for a new mixtape to drop today, and look at what we have here! Ry gives you 12 new tracks to make your weekend that much better! No one likes people who are happy all the time, shits better when your Happily-Unhappy

Tracklist:

01. Intro
02.Love=Revenge/Unspoken
03.Dry(skit)
04.Wet
05.Three 10 AM
06.Sike__Co(skit)
07.The Longest Goodbye
08.Da_Losing_you
09.Late Night With My BestFriend Pt.2
10.Outro
11. After the Outro
12.Letter To Jhene Aiko
Download Here

The Throne In Paris (Video)

jaimlou — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:36:23 +0000

Hov and Ye give us the seizure inducing video for “Paris” (white girl edit) and I mean it’s cool and all but I prefer watching homie in the NYC subway sing to this song than this video….just sayin

Wanna Know If Earl Sweatshirt Is Free?

jaimlou — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:26:58 +0000

Complex Magazine journalists can finally rest! Earl Sweatshirt, according to his new Twitter account, has rejoined his Wang brothers in L.A.! Last time we thought Earl was “freed” from the Somoan boot camp, we were all played by his biggest fan Tyler, this time we apparently have proof.

This clip was uploaded today of Earl asking for 50,000 followers on his new twitter acct (@EarlxSweat) so I guess it’s a waiting game until this account hits his asked for amount of followers if this is true or not (cause Earl doesn’t turn 18 until February 24th so it could be another fuck you to us bloggers).

So either way I guess ThankYouBasedGod for freeing Earl!