2WGZ Presents: 1st Annual White Girl Slander-Off (TwitPic It So We Know It’s Real)
Slander — slander could be one of two things: direct insults hurled at one or a group of individuals dozens-style or epic group-lynchings of various celebrities or even products. What’s worse than the jokes themselves is the endless barrage of RTs that will softshoe into your mentions, chipping away at your self-esteem.(front-free)
If you follow me on Twitter or basically read 90% of my posts you know I can dish out the slander every now and then, and being a huge advocate of slander as a whole we are launching our 1st Annual “White Girlz Slander-Off” Contest.
Disclaimer– This is for fun so if you get offended then kindly fuck off and and realize we don’t give a fuck… (Rule #5-“Slander with Open Arms”. Don’t slander then get mad if you’re slandered. 85% of twitter is mostly jokes (unless you’re a just a bitch) so if you can’t take them then get a protected page and only follow celebrities or family members- Marvin’s Room) Also boys don’t worrying about offending us we’re big girls if we dish it out we better damn well be able to take it too!
The rules are simple, all you need is:
-a camera (phone, computer, still of you robbing the liquor store you know whatever you have access to)
-Wit (now it’s technically not a requirement but you probably wont win without it)
-A slanderous line which includes 2 words: “White” and “Girl”
Here’s how it works….write down your one-liner on a piece of paper, or back of your 30-rack, really whatever, and take a picture of yourself holding it…then tweet us (@2whitegirlz @jaimlou) or e-mail (email@example.com) the picture and we’ll post it in the “Slander Gallery” to be voted on.
Here’s an example for ya:
We want all the slander we can get…slander against white girls, slander against other people in support of white girls, white girl problems, any form of slander including the words white and girl is welcome! We will compile a large photo gallery of all the lovely slander we receive over the next couple of weeks and choose a winner the 1st week of December.
In addition to the slander gallery for the contestants, we’re going to be posting a gallery of the best slander from friends of 2whitegirlz; artists, bloggers, tastemakers …ya know basically the cool kids, and slander vetrans.
We will have 2 winners, one female slander queen and one slander king (girls don’t let me down….take it from me we can slander with the best of them!) Here’s just a sneak peak at what the winners will be getting:
Prizes Package will include:
IRockFox Apparel (http://blog.irockfox.com)
WSTDTLNT Tee & Marijuana Medallion: (http://www.wstdtlnt.bigcartel.com)
Naked Angel Tees (http://nakedangeltees.com/)
More items to be added to the Swag Prize Package…the better the slander the better the swag yall will get!
Remember send pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet us your picture @2whitegirlz @JaimLou
In the words of @mistermaryjane:
start doing your slander ups and slander jacks
and let the slander games begin!